Shorty NOT PREGNANT Why these people don't get a LIFE?stop spread rumour pon worl'boss & his WIFE talkin bout shorty a BREED. Unuh baby want FEED. Kartel in jail as an accused,not a DEFENDANT. So how Mrs Palmer fi PREGNANT. She a di WorlWife, a weh ya DO MAN! don't mix her wid mr Vegas WOMAN.!!!! -FROM "MIDDLE EAST TALIBAN" GAZA!!

Adidjaheim Records releases new single, Get Yu Owna Lighta by Kartel News Adidjahiem Rec- Vybz kartel / Get you owner lighter- https://www.box.com/s/cxp69chyw2zlt5gzti6y (download & reblast link)

Kartel News: October 29th MURDER TRIAL FOR KARTEL AND HIS CRONIES #reggae Incarcerated dancehall superstar Vybz Kartel will face three court dates in two weeks. The first obstacle to clear will be the murder trial involving the murder of St. Catherine businessman Barrington ‘Bossy’ Burton, is set to be heard on October 29. Then Vybz Kartel will go on trial on November 5 in relation to the murder of Clive ‘Lizard’ Williams, and then one week later, Vybz Kartel and his co-accused Vanessa ‘Gaza Slim’ Saddler and Andre ‘Pim-Pim’ Henry will face a charge of perverting the course of justice in relation to the 'Lizard' case on November 12 in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court.

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Guy: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
Guy: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
Guy: At home.

Seller: Sorry, i can't sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.

The Next Day....

Guy: Do you have cat food?.
Seller: Where is your cat?.
Guy: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.

Two Days Later....
The Guy went there holding a nylon bag.

Seller: What is in your bag?.
Guy: Put your hand inside first.

(The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: It's cold, what is it?.
Guy: It is my shit! I need toilet paper..

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you c
ame home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.