Saturday 13 October 2012
Kartel News: October 29th MURDER TRIAL FOR KARTEL AND HIS CRONIES #reggae
Incarcerated dancehall superstar Vybz Kartel will face three court dates in two weeks. The first obstacle to clear will be the murder trial involving the murder of St. Catherine businessman Barrington ‘Bossy’ Burton, is set to be heard on October 29. Then Vybz Kartel will go on trial on November 5 in relation to the murder of Clive ‘Lizard’ Williams, and then one week later, Vybz Kartel and his co-accused Vanessa ‘Gaza Slim’ Saddler and Andre ‘Pim-Pim’ Henry will face a charge of perverting the course of justice in relation to the 'Lizard' case on November 12 in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court.
Wednesday 10 October 2012
Monday 8 October 2012
dwl lol
Guy: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
Guy: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
Guy: At home.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
Guy: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
Guy: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.
The Next Day....
Guy: Do you have cat food?.
Seller: Where is your cat?.
Guy: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later....
The Guy went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag?.
Guy: Put your hand inside first.
(The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: It's cold, what is it?.
Guy: It is my shit! I need toilet paper..
The Next Day....
Guy: Do you have cat food?.
Seller: Where is your cat?.
Guy: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later....
The Guy went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag?.
Guy: Put your hand inside first.
(The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: It's cold, what is it?.
Guy: It is my shit! I need toilet paper..
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you c
ame home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you c
ame home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Extraordinary!!!!!
Just like the owner of this mobile breadfruit roasting bicycle we spotted Downtown.
Get your bread fruit fresh from the fire :)
Sunday 7 October 2012
Jamaica ready for the nxt Olympic!!!!!!!!
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World Twenty20 cricket: West Indies wins first major title since 2004
The West Indies wins the championship of 2012 International Cricket Council (ICC) Twenty20, latest fast-pace version of cricket, defeating hosts Sri Lanka here on Sunday.
West Indies became winners against the first Asian hosts of ICC T20 World Cup, Sri Lanka who also lost its second chance of winning the championship after making to the finals. After bitter defeat to Pakistan in the finals at the 2009 championship in London, Sri Lanka made all efforts to keep the cup home, but could not match to Caribbeans who defeated them with 36 runs.
Batting first West Indies was struggling with a poor start. Its first wicket of Johnson Charles fell without a run and dangerous Chris Gayle fell as the second wicket with just 3 runs but Marlon Samuels' 78 runs with 6 huge sixes and 3 fours West Indies was able to reach a winnable total of 137.
sri Lankan baller Ajantha Mendis known as mystery spinner made the biggest damage to West Indians taking most crucial wickets including Gayle. West Indies looking for a first ever World Championship title to adorn their trophy cabinet in almost three decades made a decent total of 137 runs for six wickets.
Chasing 137 runs Sri Lanka's first wicket former captain Tilakaratne Dilshan fell as the scoreboard just clicked 6 runs. The most experienced duo in Sri Lankan side, present captain Mahela Jayawardena together with Kumara Sangakkara made a brisk 42- run stand for second-wicket but wicket fell in quick succession after Sangakkara was out for 22.
Five wickets continued to fall until Nuwan Kulasekara in a final attempt trying to save Sri Lanka making 26 runs with just 13 deliveries but the host was all out for just 101 runs.
Designed as a crowd-pleasing, fast-paced version of the game completed in around three hours, T20 cricket format was introduced to popularize the game worldwide. Twelve cricket playing nations competed for the fourth T20 World Cup from September 27 to October 7 in Sri Lanka.
Representing jamaica :D
Saturday 6 October 2012
Friday 5 October 2012
ewwww
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